{"id":92,"date":"2010-03-16T08:47:28","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T07:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/2010\/03\/16\/la-france-en-couleur\/"},"modified":"2010-03-16T08:47:28","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T07:47:28","slug":"la-france-en-couleur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"La France en couleur."},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 La France\u00a0 a vot\u00e9. Elle a bigarr\u00e9 sa campagne comme on pr\u00e9pare un carnaval.<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Avec le vert de ses feuilles, la rose va retrouver sa splendeur sauf du c\u00f4t\u00e9 de Montpellier o\u00f9 elle n\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s \u00ab\u00a0fr\u00eache\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0? L\u2019entente Verts-Roses \u00e9vite les \u00e9pines mais \u00e9chappera-t-elle au poil \u00e0 gratter de ses fruits\u00a0?<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>L\u2019UMP s\u2019est d\u00e9brouill\u00e9e comme un bleu. Malgr\u00e9 l\u2019\u00e9chec annonc\u00e9 elle a multipli\u00e9 les bourdes pour que la d\u00e9faite soit plus belle. Le soir du scrutin l\u2019Union pour la majorit\u00e9 d\u00e9non\u00e7ait l\u2019abstention et le lendemain V. P\u00e9cresse, chemise rose, apparaissait bien morose.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Le FN r\u00e9ussit sa petite flamb\u00e9e, pendant que le MoDem d\u2019abord d\u00e9branch\u00e9 puis en panne verra sa couleur \u00e0 \u00a0<\/span>la baisse. On l\u2019appellera le parti kumquat, de la m\u00eame couleur que l\u2019orange mais plus en rapport avec son score et qui se mange en une bouch\u00e9e avec la peau.\u00a0<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span>Le Front de Gauche n\u2019a pas \u00e0 rougir de son pourcentage alors que l\u2019Extr\u00eame Gauche n\u2019a pas marqu\u00e9 cette \u00e9lection au fer \u00e9carlate et fait grise mine.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Les vainqueurs sont ceux qui se sont fait porter p\u00e2les. Avec leurs 53 %, ils resteront peut-\u00eatre bl\u00eames jusqu\u2019au soir du 21.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Rose bonbon, ce jour l\u00e0, le pays aura la couleur d\u2019un visage en bonne sant\u00e9. C\u2019est bient\u00f4t le printemps mais la salade aux couleurs de saison va se rabougrir dans son plat pour se repomponner et rena\u00eetre au printemps 2012.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Apr\u00e8s ce fond de teint nous retrouverons notre quotidien morose en attendant le parti marron\u2026 celui des gnons\u00a0? avant le prochain feu d’artifice.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 La France\u00a0 a vot\u00e9. Elle a bigarr\u00e9 sa campagne comme on pr\u00e9pare un carnaval. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Avec le vert de ses feuilles, la rose va retrouver sa splendeur sauf du c\u00f4t\u00e9 de Montpellier o\u00f9 elle n\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s \u00ab\u00a0fr\u00eache\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0? L\u2019entente Verts-Roses \u00e9vite les \u00e9pines mais \u00e9chappera-t-elle au poil \u00e0 gratter de ses fruits\u00a0?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 L\u2019UMPLire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0La France en couleur.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-1u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}