{"id":720,"date":"2011-07-14T21:01:16","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T20:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/?p=720"},"modified":"2011-07-14T21:01:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T20:01:16","slug":"dis-papa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=720","title":{"rendered":"Dis papa\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Comment on fait les b\u00e9b\u00e9s\u00a0? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Si la fertilit\u00e9 masculine continue \u00e0 r\u00e9gresser, les futurs papas devront \u00eatre f\u00e9rus en biologie appliqu\u00e9e pour r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 la question de leur enfant.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Des recherches montrent que la concentration de spermatozo\u00efdes baisse dans le sperme sauf dans les pays nordiques o\u00f9 l\u2019on constate une certaine stabilit\u00e9 sur une p\u00e9riode 1996-2010, selon une \u00e9tude danoise.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Le froid, peut-\u00eatre, conserve-t-il mieux\u00a0? \u00a0Mais avec le r\u00e9chauffement, les vikings ont aussi du souci \u00e0 se faire.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

L\u2019enqu\u00eate danoise\u00a0 effectu\u00e9e sur des conscrits de 18 ans, contraints de battre la mesure au rythme du tambour, n\u2019a pas d\u00fb \u00eatre de tout repos. Certes le plaisir \u00e9tait pour eux, mais les fous rires ont probablement frein\u00e9 bien des ardeurs\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A Paris, la chute spermatique semble confirm\u00e9e, \u00e0 cause de perturbateurs endocriniens et le sacro-saint stress qui permet d\u2019expliquer tout ce qui n\u2019est pas encore \u00e9lucid\u00e9. Ce ne serait pas le cas \u00e0 Rennes ni \u00e0 Toulouse, mais on soup\u00e7onne un leurre\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Le monde n\u2019a pas fini de nous \u00e9tonner\u2026 rien ne se perd, rien ne se cr\u00e9\u00e9, tout se transforme. Il \"\"<\/a>va falloir penser \u00e0 doper s\u00e9rieusement les bourses des chercheurs pour percer le myst\u00e8re d\u2019autres bourses sur le d\u00e9clin.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Faisons confiance \u00e0 nos scientifiques car bourses bien remplies m\u00e8nent aux cl\u00e9s du paradis.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Comment on fait les b\u00e9b\u00e9s\u00a0? Si la fertilit\u00e9 masculine continue \u00e0 r\u00e9gresser, les futurs papas devront \u00eatre f\u00e9rus en biologie appliqu\u00e9e pour r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 la question de leur enfant. Des recherches montrent que la concentration de spermatozo\u00efdes baisse dans le sperme sauf dans les pays nordiques o\u00f9 l\u2019on constate une certaine stabilit\u00e9 sur une p\u00e9riodeLire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0Dis papa\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-bC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}