{"id":60845,"date":"2025-03-14T20:03:57","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T20:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=60845"},"modified":"2025-03-14T20:03:58","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T20:03:58","slug":"les-bidous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=60845","title":{"rendered":"Les bidous."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, je recevais un message qui se terminait par \u00ab\u00a0Gros bidous\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un instant, je me suis demand\u00e9 ce que cela voulait bien dire, puis j&rsquo;ai compris qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agissait de \u00ab\u00a0Gros bisous\u00a0\u00bb.<br>L&rsquo;id\u00e9e du <strong>lapsus calami<\/strong> m&rsquo;a fr\u00f4l\u00e9 l&rsquo;esprit quelques secondes seulement. <br>Je me disais que ce genre de lapsus n&rsquo;existe plus depuis qu&rsquo;on a d\u00e9finitivement pos\u00e9 le porte plume. <br>Le lapsus calami, contrairement au  <strong>lapsus linguae<\/strong> qui \u00e9chappe lorsqu&rsquo;on parle, est celui r\u00e9alis\u00e9 \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9crit.<br>En tapant sur un clavier, il n&rsquo;a plus rien d&rsquo;un rat\u00e9 de langage \u00e9crit, il est le plus souvent faute de frappe.<br>Prenons le cas de \u00ab\u00a0bidous\u00a0\u00bb. En regardant la position des lettres sur un clavier, on  r\u00e9alise facilement que la frappe a fourch\u00e9 sur la touche voisine, le <strong>d <\/strong>et le <strong>s<\/strong> sont juste \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je me suis amus\u00e9 \u00e0 trouver d&rsquo;autres loup\u00e9s qui peuvent laisser croire qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agit de lapsus calami alors qu&rsquo;on vient de r\u00e9aliser un \u00ab\u00a0<strong>lapsus tactus furca<\/strong>\u00ab\u00a0, litt\u00e9ralement une touche qui a fourch\u00e9 (toucher\/frapper \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le clavier interdit-il les vrais lapsus ? <br>Dans une certaine mesure oui car lorsque les lettres confondues sont bien distantes, il est plus facile de se rendre compte de la m\u00e9prise et de la corriger. Evidemment il n&rsquo;a pas totalement disparu, on peut encore se m\u00e9prendre de temps en temps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le \u00ab\u00a0lapsus tactus furca\u00a0\u00bb est souvent un mal de vieux.<br>En prenant grand \u00e2ge l&rsquo;amplitude du geste n&rsquo;est plus ce qu&rsquo;elle \u00e9tait.<br>Mal contr\u00f4l\u00e9, le doigt tape \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9. <br>La vue qui baisse joue son r\u00f4le aussi, les gros doigts malhabiles peuvent \u00e9galement \u00e9craser la touche voisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Voici une petite liste de \u00ab\u00a0lapsus tactus furca\u00a0\u00bb dus au ratage de touche sur le clavier :<br><br>Moule\/Poule Gr\u00e8ce\/Gr\u00e8ve Frange\/Grange Pince\/Mince Rat\u00e9\/T\u00e2t\u00e9 P\u00e2t\u00e9\/Mat\u00e9 Doute\/Soute Vaste\/Caste<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne vous inqui\u00e9tez pas, bient\u00f4t, lorsqu&rsquo;on \u00e9crira moins et que les machines bourr\u00e9es d&rsquo;Intelligence Artificielle parleront pour nous, adviendra le tout nouveau<strong> lapsus batare<\/strong> ce qui signifie en latin, rester bouche ouverte. <br>Rester coi, quoi !<br>Voil\u00e0 ce qui nous attend \u00e0 l&rsquo;avenir, il faudra se m\u00e9fier des mouches distraites mais serons nous encore vigilants. Hum, j&rsquo;en doute fort ! \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464393765_8459487784132761_6048191517424391928_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60849\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464393765_8459487784132761_6048191517424391928_n.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464393765_8459487784132761_6048191517424391928_n-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464393765_8459487784132761_6048191517424391928_n-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Vu de chez moi, le soleil est bleu comme notre plan\u00e8te.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les images ont \u00e9t\u00e9 prises de ma fen\u00eatre et parlent d&rsquo;autres galaxies&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un jour, je recevais un message qui se terminait par \u00ab\u00a0Gros bidous\u00a0\u00bb. Un instant, je me suis demand\u00e9 ce que cela voulait bien dire, puis j&rsquo;ai compris qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agissait de \u00ab\u00a0Gros bisous\u00a0\u00bb.L&rsquo;id\u00e9e du lapsus calami m&rsquo;a fr\u00f4l\u00e9 l&rsquo;esprit quelques secondes seulement. Je me disais que ce genre de lapsus n&rsquo;existe plus depuis qu&rsquo;on a d\u00e9finitivement<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=60845\">Lire la suite de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Les bidous.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cabrioles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464307028_8459487770799429_1664790427881377390_n.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-fPn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60845"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60853,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60845\/revisions\/60853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/60848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}