{"id":58131,"date":"2024-05-08T12:28:11","date_gmt":"2024-05-08T12:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=58131"},"modified":"2024-05-08T12:30:42","modified_gmt":"2024-05-08T12:30:42","slug":"58131","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=58131","title":{"rendered":"Jour f\u00e9ri\u00e9, jour pizz\u00e9."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Tout \u00e9tait pr\u00eat, la pluie s’est invit\u00e9e sans pr\u00e9venir, il a fallu se replier sous la tonnelle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’\u00e9tait une journ\u00e9e pizza.
Depuis belle lurette, j’avais d\u00e9l\u00e9gu\u00e9 mes comp\u00e9tences de pizzaiolo.
Le nouveau, je l’avais intronis\u00e9 il y a quelques ann\u00e9es en frappant ses \u00e9paules avec la pelle \u00e0 enfourner et \u00e0 d\u00e9fourner.
– Au nom de l’\u00e9paule droite et de l’\u00e9paule gauche qui aident pizzer dans les r\u00e8gles de l’art, je te fais pizzaiolo d’Aratasca et de Navarre.
Puis, un chant pizzaiolesque s’\u00e9leva dans la nuit aratascaise, entonn\u00e9e par des voix f\u00e9minines :
\u00ab\u00a0Chez nous soyez reines, margheritas ou calzones, le four est \u00e0 vous, il chauffe et chantonne, chez nous, chez nous…\u00a0\u00bb
Certains reconnaitront l’hommage \u00e0 la Madone \u00a0\u00bb Chez nous soyez reine, la Corse est \u00e0 vous…\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous n’avions pas pr\u00e9vu la pluie si t\u00f4t, elle \u00e9tait attendue bien plus tard.
Qu’importe, quand le four est chaud, il faut qu’il tarte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le geste auguste de l’emp\u00e2teur.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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La poign\u00e9e g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse de l’ensaupoudreur.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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La tomateuse juteuse.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Le geste du coucheur de jambon.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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L’engouttement d’huile de truffes estivales.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Cocorico, chorizo !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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La fromag\u00e8re.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Le corpus dominus, amen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Le primus basilicus straciatus.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Non, j’\u00e9tais bien net en \u00e9crivant ce texte, il ne faut jamais se fier aux apparences.
C’\u00e9tait jour b\u00e9atus pizzus !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tout \u00e9tait pr\u00eat, la pluie s’est invit\u00e9e sans pr\u00e9venir, il a fallu se replier sous la tonnelle. C’\u00e9tait une journ\u00e9e pizza.Depuis belle lurette, j’avais d\u00e9l\u00e9gu\u00e9 mes comp\u00e9tences de pizzaiolo. Le nouveau, je l’avais intronis\u00e9 il y a quelques ann\u00e9es en frappant ses \u00e9paules avec la pelle \u00e0 enfourner et \u00e0 d\u00e9fourner.– Au nom de l’\u00e9pauleLire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0Jour f\u00e9ri\u00e9, jour pizz\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cabrioles"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_9221.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saTogX-58131","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58131"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58148,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58131\/revisions\/58148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}