{"id":55,"date":"2010-02-22T14:26:42","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T13:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/2010\/02\/22\/science-molle-ou-flageolante\/"},"modified":"2010-02-22T14:26:42","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T13:26:42","slug":"science-molle-ou-flageolante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Science molle ou flageolante ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Ce soir il me vient une id\u00e9e\u2026en lisant la chronique de Mathieu Colette qui traite des sciences exactes, inexactes, dures ou molles. Flageolantes eut-\u00e9t\u00e9 plus appropri\u00e9 que molles, elles tiennent mal sur leurs bases, sur leurs jambes.\u00a0<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span>Parmi les r\u00e9actions on pouvait lire sciences humaines et inhumaines pour celles bas\u00e9es sur les chiffres. L\u00e0 aussi, il eut-\u00e9t\u00e9 pr\u00e9f\u00e9rable de dire ahumaines puisque les lois math\u00e9matiques et physiques existent en dehors de l\u2019homme qui ne fait que les d\u00e9couvrir. Un homme des cavernes qui dessinait un triangle rectangle sans le savoir ignorait que le th\u00e9or\u00e8me de Pythagore \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 blotti dans son dessin. Moi, je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re parler de science exacte et de science humaine qui contient en elle une connotation de faiblesse. Une science flageolante\u00a0 <\/span>puisqu\u2019elle repose sur la vision humaine et que l\u2019homme ne lui a pas encore trouv\u00e9 de support d\u00e9finitif et s\u00fbr. Bref, je n\u2019ai pas l\u2019intention de d\u00e9velopper un trait\u00e9 \u00e9pist\u00e9mologique, je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le penchant humoristique.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Cette id\u00e9e, donc, qui m\u2019est venue\u2026 le souvenir d\u2019une rencontre cocasse entre trois personnes cens\u00e9es exercer la m\u00eame profession mais aux formations initiales totalement in\u00e9gales. Une profession science humaine\u00a0: la psychologie.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span>La rencontre que je vais vous narrer et n\u2019a d\u2019autre ambition qu\u2019amuser, n\u00e9cessite un \u00e9clairement pr\u00e9alable afin que le lecteur ne se trouve face \u00e0 des allusions non famili\u00e8res. Cet obstacle lev\u00e9, laissez-vous aller.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Les trois personnages sont trois psychologues scolaires. Le premier, le DEPISTEUR, n\u2019est autre qu\u2019un pr\u00e9curseur issu du rang des anciens instituteurs, form\u00e9 \u00e0 la va vite pour l\u2019exercer \u00e0 la pratique du QI. Son r\u00f4le presque exclusif, traquer le QI pour d\u00e9celer une aptitude \u00e0 l\u2019apprentissage de la lecture notamment. C\u2019\u00e9taient les d\u00e9buts. Au fil du temps, le corps des psy scolaires a vu arriver le CLINICIEN. Ce dernier de formation universitaire rompu \u00e0 l\u2019acte clinique (\u00e9tude de cas), \u00e0 priori plus docte, n\u2019avait ni le pass\u00e9 ni la connaissance p\u00e9dagogique de son pr\u00e9d\u00e9cesseur. Enfin le dernier en date, moins r\u00e9pandu, le SYSTEMIQUE. Form\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tude des r\u00e9seaux de communication autour de l\u2019enfant, son cr\u00e9do \u00e9tait\u00a0: chacun a sa part dans l\u2019histoire de l\u2019enfant, tout doit \u00eatre fait et dit au sein du r\u00e9seau.<\/font><\/span>La cohabitation promettait.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Enfin, voici quelques pr\u00e9cisions concernant le vocabulaire utilis\u00e9.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Le Rorschach<\/b>\u00a0: test projectif destin\u00e9 aux adultes pour une \u00e9tude de la personnalit\u00e9. Il s\u2019agit de taches d\u2019encre \u00ab\u00a0dans les quelles le test\u00e9 voit quelque chose\u00a0\u00bb\u2026<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>Patte Noire<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: test projectif pour enfants dont le \u00ab\u00a0h\u00e9ros\u00a0\u00bb est un petit cochon dans sa famille\u00a0; L\u2019enfant va s\u2019identifier \u00e0 lui et faire ressortir son v\u00e9cu\u2026 Patte Noire est un mouton pour les musulmans.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ouf\u00a0? Nous y sommes, voici cette fable invers\u00e9e inspir\u00e9e de cette rencontre qui a vraiment exist\u00e9.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Embarquement imm\u00e9diat\u00a0: Le d\u00e9pisteur, le clinicien et le syst\u00e9mique.<\/b><\/font><\/span>\u00a0<\/font><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un jour, le psychologue scolaire de campagne s\u2019en alla chercher fortune \u00e0 la ville. Il fut re\u00e7u par le clinicien, son homologue qui le toisa avec d\u00e9dain\u00a0:<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Que viens-tu faire ici sur mon terrain\u00a0?<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0–<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Je viens, coll\u00e8gue, souffler un peu. J\u2019ai rencontr\u00e9 tellement de QI minables et affreux que je r\u00eave d\u2019en d\u00e9busquer, ici, des juteux et abordables. <\/font><\/span>Ce d\u00e9pisteur de campagne issu de la famille des instituteurs en avait gard\u00e9 l\u2019empreinte et dans son parler, et dans ses id\u00e9es. <\/font><\/span>Le clinicien de plus en plus agac\u00e9 devant tant d\u2019ignorance reprit\u00a0:<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Mais vous n\u2019avez jamais compris qu\u2019il ne sert \u00e0 rien de brandir des QI\u00a0? Avez-vous pass\u00e9 Patte Noire d\u00e9j\u00e0\u00a0? ou un Rorschach\u00a0?<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Oh\u00a0! non, coll\u00e8gue, vous savez \u00e0 la campagne les histoires de cochons et les taches d\u2019encre\u2026 \u00e7a ne manque pas.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment vous n\u2019avez rien compris \u00e0 la psychologie\u2026 psychologue SCOLAIRE\u00a0! Au lieu de mettre votre patient sur le grill pour le faire sortir QI \u00e0 point, vous feriez mieux de fouiller ses entrailles pour le mettre sur les rails.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A ces dires, M. System\u2019hic entra dans la salle. C\u2019\u00e9tait un grand fris\u00e9, mince, le derri\u00e8re aplati par les ann\u00e9es d\u2019\u00e9tudes. Il avait l\u2019air d\u00e9tach\u00e9, calme, calculateur derri\u00e8re ses fines lunettes m\u00e9talliques. Il regarda ses faux fr\u00e8res et d\u2019un air myst\u00e9rieux leur dit\u00a0:<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0–<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Je voudrais parler au psychologue.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Quel psychologue\u00a0? R\u00e9pondirent les deux en ch\u0153ur.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>QI-je\u00a0? s\u2019\u00e9tonna M. Hic. Je parie que vous \u00eates deux\u2026<\/font><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Ah\u00a0! non, r\u00e9pliqua le clinicien. Voici M. D\u00e9pist\u2019heure, psychologue scolaire capable de fournir deux QI \u00e0 l\u2019heure\u2026 et moi-m\u00eame, psychologue clinicien sp\u00e9l\u00e9ologue de l\u2019\u00e2me qui ai d\u2019autres Rors\u2026chats \u00e0 fouetter.<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Alors, je me pr\u00e9sente\u00a0: Pierre System\u2019Hic ami de Pierre Philosophale. Je m\u2019int\u00e9resse aux syst\u00e8mes, \u00e0 l\u2019entourage, \u00e0 l\u2019environnement et fais fi de l\u2019individu. QI et projections ne sont que d\u00e9raison \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9gard des relations et r\u00e9seaux de communication. Comment peut-on, de nos jours, explorer en solo\u2026 Non c\u2019est trop\u00a0!<\/font><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>A ces mots, un enfant entra dans la salle et dit tout de go\u00a0:<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Le directeur voudrait parler \u00e0 M. Clinichien.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Tiens, le petit coquin, il s\u2019est moqu\u00e9 de vous. D\u00e9clara le d\u00e9pisteur.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>S\u00fbrement pas, il s\u2019agit l\u00e0 d\u2019un lapsus linguae de la plus belle esp\u00e8ce. S\u2019\u00e9cria le clinicien.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Je n\u2019en suis pas si s\u00fbr, reprit System\u2019Hic, cet enfant ne semble pas appr\u00e9cier le r\u00f4le d\u2019estafette qui lui a \u00e9t\u00e9 impos\u00e9. Il a l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre le chien messager\u2026 ou qui apporte\u2026 alors\u2026<\/font><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Pendant ce temps l\u2019enfant revient dans sa classe\u00a0:<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Monsieur Clinichien viendra plus tard, Monchieur le directeur.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 –<\/font>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>Il est temps, pencha che dernier, que l\u2019orthophonichte lui enl\u00e8ve che \u00ab\u00a0che\u00a0\u00bb de sur la langue.<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Et nos trois comp\u00e8res continu\u00e8rent \u00e0 deviser all\u00e8grement tout en se d\u00e9testant royalement.<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 Ah\u00a0! Psychogachis Quand tu nous tiens\u00a0!<\/font><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Belle le\u00e7on de science flageolante, non\u00a0?<\/font><\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/font><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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