{"id":45363,"date":"2022-04-22T06:33:48","date_gmt":"2022-04-22T06:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=45363"},"modified":"2022-04-22T06:54:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-22T06:54:59","slug":"__trashed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=45363","title":{"rendered":"Le flouc en agora."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab\u00a0Faire le flouc\u00a0\u00bb est une expression canadienne qui signifie faire l&rsquo;amour.<br>En agora, sur la place publique ou flouc ostentatoire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A la p\u00e9riode des amours, la coccinelle se fiche de la pudeur, puisqu&rsquo;il faut assurer une descendance, allons-y gaiment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7861-001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7861-001.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7861-001-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7861-001-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Je te cherchais partout !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7867.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7867.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7867-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7867-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>On fait un tour, j&rsquo;ai mon permis. <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"795\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7868.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7868.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7868-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7868-768x596.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Accroche-toi ! Frisson assur\u00e9 !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7872.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45371\" width=\"840\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7872.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7872-300x273.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7872-768x699.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption><em>H\u00e9 ! C&rsquo;est risqu\u00e9 l\u00e0, freine, freine ! <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"714\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7875.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7875.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7875-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7875-768x536.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Tourne, tourne !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"850\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7881.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7881.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7881-300x249.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7881-768x638.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Encore, encore !<br>Encore quoi ? <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"855\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7876.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7876.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7876-300x250.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7876-768x641.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Voil\u00e0\u00e0\u00e0 ! Ouf, remonte, remonte !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7890.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7890.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7890-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7890-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Plus vite, plus vite !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7891.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7891.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7891-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7891-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>On a une araign\u00e9e aux basques !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7900.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7900.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7900-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7900-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Ouf ! L\u00e0, on sera \u00e0 l&rsquo;abri.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7901.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7901.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7901-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7901-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Et puis non, on refait un tour sur la place&#8230; <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"663\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7906.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7906.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7906-300x194.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7906-768x497.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Voil\u00e0, par l\u00e0, par l\u00e0 !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7914.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7914.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7914-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7914-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Non, tourne, tourne !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7918.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45381\" width=\"841\" height=\"631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7918.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7918-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7918-768x577.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 841px) 100vw, 841px\" \/><figcaption><em>Tourne ! Tourne ! C&rsquo;est moi qui te charrie ! C&rsquo;est pas dr\u00f4le ton truc, c&rsquo;est trop facile de se faire trimballer !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"775\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7924.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7924.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7924-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7924-768x581.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>\u00c7a va pas non ! Tu as failli nous envoyer au fond du ravin, moi je ne joue plus ! Na !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"959\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7926.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45383\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7926.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7926-300x281.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7926-768x719.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Je vais me cacher, des fois qu&rsquo;il change d&rsquo;avis !<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7929.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7929.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7929-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7929-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Tiens ! on dirait qu&rsquo;il y en a un autre \u00e0 l&rsquo;aff\u00fbt ! C&rsquo;est pas possible, ils n&rsquo;ont que \u00e7a \u00e0 faire, les m\u00e2les !<\/em><br><em>Vous le voyez, vous ? On l&rsquo;aper\u00e7oit sur la gauche, derri\u00e8re le caillou.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"882\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7933.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7933.jpg 882w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7933-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7933-768x892.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 882px) 100vw, 882px\" \/><figcaption><em>Je change de coin.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7937.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7937.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7937-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7937-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption><em>Allez, salut le photographe, la prochaine fois sois plus discret et occupe-toi de tes affaires !<\/em><br><em>Ben ! Un paparazzo s&rsquo;occupe de ces affaires, non ? <\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les \u00e9bats ambulants des b\u00eates \u00e0 bon Dieu visent-ils le septi\u00e8me ciel ?<br>Allez savoir !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Faire le flouc\u00a0\u00bb est une expression canadienne qui signifie faire l&rsquo;amour.En agora, sur la place publique ou flouc ostentatoire. A la p\u00e9riode des amours, la coccinelle se fiche de la pudeur, puisqu&rsquo;il faut assurer une descendance, allons-y gaiment. Les \u00e9bats ambulants des b\u00eates \u00e0 bon Dieu visent-ils le septi\u00e8me ciel ?Allez savoir !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45365,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DSC_7862-001.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-bNF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45363"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45390,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45363\/revisions\/45390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/45365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}