{"id":372,"date":"2011-04-04T22:59:19","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T21:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/2011\/04\/04\/les-primaires-vont-elles-devenir-secondaires\/"},"modified":"2011-04-04T22:59:19","modified_gmt":"2011-04-04T21:59:19","slug":"les-primaires-vont-elles-devenir-secondaires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Les primaires vont-elles devenir secondaires ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A peine Fran\u00e7ois Hollande s\u2019est-il d\u00e9clar\u00e9 candidat \u00e0 la candidature que d\u00e9j\u00e0 A. Montebourg rappelle que ce n\u2019est pas un concours de \u00ab\u00a0vaches charolaises\u00a0\u00bb. Avouez que l\u2019image laisse \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer venant d\u2019un avocat rompu aux jeux de mots ou qui devrait l\u2019\u00eatre. Loin d\u2019\u00e9voquer la race charolaise depuis son r\u00e9gime Fran\u00e7ois Hollande sugg\u00e8re davantage la ligne mannequin.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Bref, la primaire qui devait incarner la d\u00e9mocratie au parti socialiste agace d\u00e9j\u00e0. Martine et Dominique se seraient bien pass\u00e9s de cette candidature qui arrive \u00e0 point pour les g\u00eaner. Celles qui vont suivre dont Montebourg ne manqueront pas d\u2019aggraver les tensions.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Cette primaire souhait\u00e9e par tous n\u2019\u00e9tait-elle qu\u2019un malentendu\u00a0? Chacun devant se pr\u00e9senter puis se retirer au profit de Dominique. Un simulacre en attendant le retour de Washington, un spectacle destin\u00e9 \u00e0 faire patienter\u00a0?<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Ce n\u2019est que le d\u00e9but du sketch, le meilleur reste \u00e0 venir. <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Fran\u00e7ois, d\u00e9clar\u00e9, est parti en campagne. Il a rev\u00eatu l\u2019habit de circonstance pour visiter une usine de traitement du poisson. S\u00e9rieux comme un pr\u00e9sident, attentif au personnel, il s\u2019y voit d\u00e9j\u00e0.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Martine tr\u00e8s friande de citations et d\u2019\u00e9lans envers les jeunes, apr\u00e8s moult h\u00e9sitations dues \u00e0 une d\u00e9faillance m\u00e9morielle, cite Kool Shen\u00a0(chanteur de rap): \u00ab\u00a0Laisse pas crier ton fils\u00a0\u00bb ponctuant par un\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0\u00e7a c\u2019est bien\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb. En effet, hautement philosophique et tr\u00e8s utile pour conqu\u00e9rir la pr\u00e9sidence.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Chez les verts l\u2019optimisme est de mise. C\u00e9cile ne se prive plus de ses rires tonitruants d\u2019adolescente satisfaite, Eva Joly plus s\u00e9rieuse d\u00e9clare qu\u2019elle n\u2019a pas \u00e9chang\u00e9 avec Hulot et qu\u2019elle est la meilleure. <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Voyez, \u00a0<\/span>tout\u00a0 <\/span>va pour le mieux, \u00e0 droite, \u00e0 gauche comme dans le pr\u00e9.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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Vous irez voter\u2026 et puis apr\u00e8s\u00a0?<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>\u00a0Apr\u00e8s\u00a0? Vous en aurez pour votre argent puisque des gamins vous prennent pour des enfants\u2026.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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A peine Fran\u00e7ois Hollande s\u2019est-il d\u00e9clar\u00e9 candidat \u00e0 la candidature que d\u00e9j\u00e0 A. Montebourg rappelle que ce n\u2019est pas un concours de \u00ab\u00a0vaches charolaises\u00a0\u00bb. Avouez que l\u2019image laisse \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer venant d\u2019un avocat rompu aux jeux de mots ou qui devrait l\u2019\u00eatre. Loin d\u2019\u00e9voquer la race charolaise depuis son r\u00e9gime Fran\u00e7ois Hollande sugg\u00e8re davantage laLire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0Les primaires vont-elles devenir secondaires ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-60","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}