{"id":25950,"date":"2020-11-07T17:26:29","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T16:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.home.blog\/?p=25950"},"modified":"2020-11-07T17:26:29","modified_gmt":"2020-11-07T16:26:29","slug":"au-secours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=25950","title":{"rendered":"Au secours !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si je continue ainsi, je ne vais plus dormir la nuit.<br \/>Je dois avoir un d\u00e9r\u00e8glement neuronal qui acc\u00e9l\u00e8re le processus \u00ab\u00a0synapsal\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;apprentissage perp\u00e9tuel, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire que les connexions inter-neuronales se sont intensifi\u00e9es au point d&rsquo;avoir une soif inextinguible de savoir, d&rsquo;apprendre et de dire&#8230; une parfaite SPSAD. <br \/>Une maladie inconnue jusqu&rsquo;ici, j&rsquo;en d\u00e9veloppe tous les sympt\u00f4mes, le plus s\u00e9v\u00e8re des syndromes.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cela se traduit ainsi : D\u00e8s qu&rsquo;une id\u00e9e a termin\u00e9 son cycle naturel, me satisfaisant totalement, une autre apparait aussit\u00f4t avec le besoin imp\u00e9rieux d&rsquo;\u00e9tancher sa soif. <br \/>Mon cerveau compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9pendant de cette affection galopante, bouillonne trop, parfois fume. <br \/>Un de ces quatre matins, je vais p\u00e9ter un c\u00e2ble avec toutes les chances d&rsquo;oublier ce que j&rsquo;ai appris jusque-l\u00e0.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donc, tout naturellement, aujourd&rsquo;hui, je vais vous dire deux mots de la garance voyageuse.<br \/>J&rsquo;en ai plein le jardin, je me suis toujours demand\u00e9 \u00e0 quoi elle pouvait servir. Il parait que celle des teinturiers produit une teinte rouge du plus bel effet. Mais la voyageuse ?<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ben ! Elle voyage. Son m\u00e9tier consiste \u00e0 grimper sur les buissons environnants, il y en a plein le romarin. <br \/>Elle conquiert le monde v\u00e9g\u00e9tal \u00e0 sa port\u00e9e, s&rsquo;\u00e9levant de plus d&rsquo;un m\u00e8tre bien souvent. <br \/>Sa tige et ses feuilles, en bordure de limbe et sur la nervure centrale, sont arm\u00e9es d&rsquo;innombrables petits crochets, des griffes utiles \u00e0 l&rsquo;escalade, en s&rsquo;agrippant sur tout support v\u00e9g\u00e9tal.<br \/>Ce n&rsquo;est pas pour cette raison, dit-on, qu&rsquo;on la nomme voyageuse mais parce que ses feuilles griffues s&rsquo;accrochent \u00e0 la toison des animaux de passage et donc voyagent, voyagent&#8230;<br \/>Les oiseaux qui raffolent de baies noires assurent leur automne et m\u00eame plus, leur l&rsquo;hiver.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moi, je ne me lasse pas de photographier ces superbes baies luisantes, des perles noires \u00e0 faire r\u00eaver le plus difficile des joailliers.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vous l&rsquo;avez devin\u00e9, je ne me plains pas, j&rsquo;excite mes neurones, ils s&rsquo;en iront avec moi, lim\u00e9s jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 la corde. <br \/>User \u00e0 100% de tous mes potentiels, j&rsquo;adore \u00e7a \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Voici :<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_7888.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25961\" \/><figcaption>C&rsquo;\u00e9tait hier apr\u00e8s-midi, une fleur de pissenlit imitait le soleil.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_7886.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25962\" \/><figcaption>On en mangerait, il ne faut pas.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6581.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25964\" \/><figcaption>C&rsquo;\u00e9tait en hiver.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6584.jpg?w=936\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25966\" \/><figcaption>Une belle perle noire.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6751.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25967\" \/><figcaption>Tiens, on peut m\u00eame confectionner des rouleaux de r\u00e9glisse&#8230; Je r\u00eave de gousses de vanille.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6780.jpg?w=739\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25970\" \/><figcaption>A la conqu\u00eate du romarin.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6802.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25971\" \/><figcaption>On visualise bien les griffes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/11\/dsc_6755.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25973\" \/><figcaption>L&rsquo;hiver est bien avanc\u00e9.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si je continue ainsi, je ne vais plus dormir la nuit.Je dois avoir un d\u00e9r\u00e8glement neuronal qui acc\u00e9l\u00e8re le processus \u00ab\u00a0synapsal\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;apprentissage perp\u00e9tuel, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 dire que les connexions inter-neuronales se sont intensifi\u00e9es au point d&rsquo;avoir une soif inextinguible de savoir, d&rsquo;apprendre et de dire&#8230; une parfaite SPSAD. 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