{"id":19824,"date":"2020-05-18T18:15:55","date_gmt":"2020-05-18T17:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.home.blog\/?p=19824"},"modified":"2020-05-18T18:15:55","modified_gmt":"2020-05-18T17:15:55","slug":"une-merlade-a-mourir-de-rire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=19824","title":{"rendered":"Une merlade \u00e0 mourir de rire."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&rsquo;\u00e9tais derri\u00e8re le rideau de la fen\u00eatre juste \u00e0 quelques centim\u00e8tres de mon lieu d&rsquo;\u00e9criture.<br \/>Comme le vieux cordonnier qui s&rsquo;\u00e9tait install\u00e9 devant une source de lumi\u00e8re naturelle pour mieux suivre son travail du cuir, je suis souvent, hors de mes passages au jardin, \u00e0 ce poste de travail et d&rsquo;observation de la nature.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De temps en temps, presque distraitement, je jette un regard sur les alth\u00e9as ou le noyer qui tr\u00f4ne \u00e0 deux pas devant ma fen\u00eatre. Parfois, j&rsquo;ai des surprises, des visites insolites presque incongrues. On dirait que les oiseaux me savent paisible, un homme tranquille qui finit ses jours en s&rsquo;\u00e9merveillant encore comme un jeune enfant qui d\u00e9couvre la vie. Je sais que tout cela n&rsquo;est que mise en sc\u00e8ne de mon imaginaire mais qu&rsquo;importe, pourvu que le moment soit heureux.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, un merle fac\u00e9tieux m&rsquo;avait invit\u00e9 \u00e0 le suivre de l&rsquo;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la maison. Il y avait une grande flaque d&rsquo;eau apr\u00e8s la pluie, il me fit une d\u00e9monstration de toutes les disciplines de natation, de la brasse au papillon en passant par le cano\u00e9 kayak. Il d\u00e9clina toutes les figures et j&rsquo;en tirai 52 clich\u00e9s, rendez-vous compte !<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cet autre jour, un beau merle se pr\u00e9senta devant ma fen\u00eatre et voici le spectacle qu&rsquo;il m&rsquo;offrit pour mon plus grand plaisir.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1991-001.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19827\" \/><figcaption>Il me faisait signe avec sa patte : \u00ab\u00a0Coucou Simonu, tu es l\u00e0, derri\u00e8re le rideau ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2000.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19828\" \/><figcaption>Tu veux que je te chante une chanson ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1979.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19830\" \/><figcaption>Attends, ne bouge pas, je me pr\u00e9pare&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1980.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19831\" \/><figcaption>Ne regarde pas !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1981.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19832\" \/><figcaption>Ferme les yeux !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1990.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19833\" \/><figcaption>Tu es pr\u00eat ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_1993.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19835\" \/><figcaption>Ah, ah, ah, aaaah !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2005.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19836\" \/><figcaption>Qui dove il mare luccica<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2006.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19837\" \/><figcaption>E tira forte il vento<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2007.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19838\" \/><figcaption>Davanti al golfo de Surriento<br \/>Un uomo abbraccia une ragazzaaaa<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2015.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19839\" \/><figcaption>Dopo che aveva pianto  ooo<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2021.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19841\" \/><figcaption>Poi si schiarisce la vo&#8230; ceeeeee !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2025.jpg?w=907\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19842\" \/><figcaption>E ricomincia il cantoooo !<br \/>Te voglio bene assai<br \/>Ma tanto, tanto bene sai..iiii&#8230;ii !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2037.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19844\" \/><figcaption>Puis il s&rsquo;inclina tout essouffl\u00e9, pensant sous cape : \u00ab\u00a0Ouf, j&rsquo;ai failli m&rsquo;\u00e9touffer !\u00a0\u00bb<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/05\/dsc_2042.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19845\" \/><figcaption>Alors, \u00e7a t&rsquo;a plu ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oui, oui, magnifique ! J&rsquo;ai pens\u00e9 \u00e0 mon grand-p\u00e8re, tu te souviens du texte \u00ab\u00a0Le joueur de piano\u00a0\u00bb ?<br \/>C&rsquo;\u00e9tait lui, il adorait Caruso, j&rsquo;ai failli verser une larme.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Puis j&rsquo;ai applaudi tr\u00e8s fort, le merle ne s&rsquo;y attendait pas, il a pris peur et s&rsquo;est enfui.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, il reviendra. Je le sais. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais derri\u00e8re le rideau de la fen\u00eatre juste \u00e0 quelques centim\u00e8tres de mon lieu d&rsquo;\u00e9criture.Comme le vieux cordonnier qui s&rsquo;\u00e9tait install\u00e9 devant une source de lumi\u00e8re naturelle pour mieux suivre son travail du cuir, je suis souvent, hors de mes passages au jardin, \u00e0 ce poste de travail et d&rsquo;observation de la nature. De temps<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=19824\">Lire la suite de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Une merlade \u00e0 mourir de rire.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19852,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nature"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-59K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19824\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}