{"id":175,"date":"2010-06-25T14:35:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T13:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/2010\/06\/25\/et-maintenant-l%e2%80%99arbre-de-verites\/"},"modified":"2010-06-25T14:35:31","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T13:35:31","slug":"et-maintenant-larbre-de-verites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"Et maintenant l\u2019arbre de v\u00e9rit\u00e9s."},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0Ce texte a \u00e9t\u00e9 propos\u00e9 au monde.fr il y a trois jours.<\/em><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Depuis lors aucune chronique n’a \u00e9t\u00e9 publi\u00e9e. Le Monde dort ou attend de conna\u00eetre son sort.<\/font><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Il serait hautement sympa de pr\u00e9venir ses abonn\u00e9s. Non , on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le silence.<\/font><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Je pose ce texte sur mon blog pour devancer l’actualit\u00e9, apr\u00e8s coup il n’aurait aucun int\u00e9r\u00eat.<\/font><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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L\u2019arbre \u00e0 livres, \u00e0 chacun sa v\u00e9rit\u00e9. Cette \u00e9tape semble un passage oblig\u00e9\u00a0: il faudra se refaire une virginit\u00e9, se racheter une conduite. La litt\u00e9rature sera abondante, le mondial aura au moins servi \u00e0 \u00e7a\u00a0: l\u2019argent ira \u00e0 la recherche m\u00e9dicale ou au foot amateur. La bataille souterraine va commencer. Apr\u00e8s le \u00ab\u00a0traitre\u00a0\u00bb, la chasse aux sorci\u00e8res. Un autre Mondial va commencer celui dans les t\u00eates des dirigeants et des joueurs, le Mondial des relations intestines.<\/font><\/span>Voici les titres des livres.\u00a0 <\/span>Certains seront rectifi\u00e9s au fil du temps.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>J.P. Escalette<\/span><\/b>\u00a0:\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/font>Tome 1-\u00a0 Escale au-dessus d\u2019un nid de coucou.\u00a0<\/span><\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/font><\/span>Tome 2- L\u2019homme qui ne voyait pas plus loin que le verre\u00a0 <\/span>de ses lunettes<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

.<\/font><\/span>R. Domenech<\/span><\/b>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> 3 tomes<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>– Nous avons gagn\u00e9 le Mondial<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

– L\u2019\u00e9chec du jour est une victoire pour demain<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>– Litanie de bourdes annonc\u00e9es<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>R. Duverne<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: \u00a0<\/span>Le lanceur de chrono<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Evra<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Le capitaine 2e<\/sup> classe<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Rib\u00e9ry<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Le tourniquet bourrique<\/span><\/font>t<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Anelka<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: L\u2019homme qui tire plus vite avec sa langue<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Gallas<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Le muet au doigt d\u2019honneur ou l\u2019homme qui m\u00e2chait ses mots<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Henri<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Le capitaine de la derni\u00e8re mi-temps ou Le retour du capitaine pour signer la d\u00e9b\u00e2cle<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Malouda<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: L\u2019intermittent du Mondial<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Govou<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Le piocheur dans l\u2019eau<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>L\u2019\u00e9quipe de France<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: Agatha Christie dans les vestiaires suivi de \u00ab\u00a0les 10 petits indiens dans le car\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Laurent blanc<\/span><\/b>\u00a0: La patate chaude<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font>Les autres n\u2019ont pas encore trouv\u00e9 les titres mais \u00e7a ne saurait tarder. Un indice, l\u2019un d\u2019eux pr\u00e9parerait\u00a0: L\u2019arbre de No\u00ebl dans les cheveux.<\/font><\/span>\u00a0<\/font><\/span> <\/span>L\u2019actualit\u00e9 litt\u00e9raire sera fournie, les associations humanitaires s\u2019en frottent les mains, les \u00e9diteurs aussi. L\u2019\u00e9quipe aura rachet\u00e9 sa conduite. Tout ira mieux dans le meilleur des mondes. Chacun aura fait sa psychoth\u00e9rapie.<\/font><\/span>Laurent va-t-il laver plus blanc que blanc\u00a0? <\/font><\/span>Pour l\u2019instant la patate lui br\u00fble les doigts mais finit toujours par refroidir.<\/font><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Avec lui, les canonniers ne tireront plus \u00e0 blanc\u00a0? L\u2019avenir nous le dira.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0Ce texte a \u00e9t\u00e9 propos\u00e9 au monde.fr il y a trois jours. Depuis lors aucune chronique n’a \u00e9t\u00e9 publi\u00e9e. Le Monde dort ou attend de conna\u00eetre son sort. Il serait hautement sympa de pr\u00e9venir ses abonn\u00e9s. Non , on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le silence. Je pose ce texte sur mon blog pour devancer l’actualit\u00e9, apr\u00e8s coup ilLire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0Et maintenant l\u2019arbre de v\u00e9rit\u00e9s.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite","category-non-classe"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-2P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}