{"id":1593,"date":"2012-01-04T20:03:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T19:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.blog.lemonde.fr\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2012-01-04T20:03:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T19:03:06","slug":"au-theatre-ce-soir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=1593","title":{"rendered":"Au th\u00e9\u00e2tre ce soir."},"content":{"rendered":"

Fran\u00e7ois Hollande avait r\u00e9uni quelques journalistes \u00e0 d\u00e9jeuner, avec bien\u00a0 de la suite dans les id\u00e9es.<\/span>
\nCes derniers, \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt d\u2019un scoop par ces temps de campagne, ont assist\u00e9 aux premiers pas rat\u00e9s, d\u2019un Fran\u00e7ois acteur de th\u00e9\u00e2tre. Acteur mais aussi auteur au d\u00e9bott\u00e9 ou \u00e0 l\u2019impro toute pr\u00e9par\u00e9e ? Aucune id\u00e9e.<\/span>
\nIl s\u2019est essay\u00e9 en Sarkozy,\u00a0 et sa tirade commen\u00e7ait ainsi : \u00ab Je suis le pr\u00e9sident de l\u2019\u00e9chec, je suis un sale mec\u2026 \u00bb et sans comprendre pourquoi, il a l\u00e2ch\u00e9 la rime : \u00ab \u2026Mais dans cette p\u00e9riode difficile, je suis le seul capable, j\u2019ai le courage\u2026 \u00bb<\/span>
\nPourtant une belle tirade lui \u00e9tait promise pour r\u00e9ussir sa fac\u00e9tie. J\u2019ai essay\u00e9 de la tirer pour lui :<\/span><\/p>\n

Je suis le Pr\u00e9sident de l\u2019\u00e9chec,<\/span>
\nJe suis un sale mec.<\/span>
\nMais il ne faut pas croire que je ne vaux plus un kopeck<\/span>
\nEt me prendre pour un Popeck.<\/span>
\nCertes, je joue moins du violon que du rebec<\/span>
\nParce que je suis un p\u00e8te-sec,<\/span>
\nPas un p\u00e2tre grec<\/span>
\nNi un m\u00e9t\u00e8que<\/span>
\nEt ne fais pas de salamalecs\u2026<\/span>
\nDans cette p\u00e9riode difficile,<\/span>
\nJe ne me d\u00e9file,<\/span>
\nJ\u2019ai le courage<\/span>
\nEt m\u00eame la rage<\/span>
\nDe gagner<\/span>
\nY\u00e9 !<\/span><\/p>\n

Cette sc\u00e8ne \u00e9crite en forme de pointe eut \u00e9t\u00e9 plus cinglante et plus amusante. Mais certainement pas plus apaisante pour une Nadine Morano, un Cop\u00e9, un Gu\u00e9ant\u2026 qui n\u2019attendent qu\u2019une pitrerie pour l\u00e2cher des cris d\u2019orfraie ou de vierge effarouch\u00e9e \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

Moralit\u00e9 : Si tu veux amuser la galerie et en mettre d\u2019autres en furie, parodie Sarkozy.<\/span>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

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Fran\u00e7ois Hollande avait r\u00e9uni quelques journalistes \u00e0 d\u00e9jeuner, avec bien\u00a0 de la suite dans les id\u00e9es. Ces derniers, \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt d\u2019un scoop par ces temps de campagne, ont assist\u00e9 aux premiers pas rat\u00e9s, d\u2019un Fran\u00e7ois acteur de th\u00e9\u00e2tre. Acteur mais aussi auteur au d\u00e9bott\u00e9 ou \u00e0 l\u2019impro toute pr\u00e9par\u00e9e ? Aucune id\u00e9e. Il s\u2019est essay\u00e9Lire la suite de \u00ab\u00a0Au th\u00e9\u00e2tre ce soir.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualite"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-pH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}