{"id":14243,"date":"2019-09-18T19:16:23","date_gmt":"2019-09-18T18:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simonu.home.blog\/?p=14243"},"modified":"2019-09-18T19:16:23","modified_gmt":"2019-09-18T18:16:23","slug":"oh-lala-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=14243","title":{"rendered":"Oh lala !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce\nsoir Yvon \u00e9tait aux anges et moi au paradis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nous avons gland\u00e9 toute l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi au jardin \u00e0 t\u00e2ter quelques figues pour tester leur maturit\u00e9 et \u00e0 croquer quelques grains de raisins qui tardent \u00e0 murir\u2026 Et puis, j\u2019ai racont\u00e9 des vieilles histoires qui sont \u00e9ternellement neuves. Il suffit de savoir les raconter, les remettre au go\u00fbt du jour, pour \u00e7a vous pouvez me faire confiance, un \u00e9picurien sait faire et sait dire. Il sait dire la vie, c\u2019est son m\u00e9tier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les poules gloussaient. Elles \u00e9taient jalouses car je ne leur ai pas accord\u00e9 le regard habituel, pas la moindre attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>H\u00e9 voil\u00e0, monsieur s\u2019en fiche\u00a0! Cotecod\u00e8quait la Sussex (la blanche). <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Madame ne couve plus et voudrait qu\u2019on la courtise comme une reine. Les Harco s\u2019en fichaient aussi. La rousse boudait et la grise visait une marisque (figue) trop m\u00fbre qui ne tenait qu\u2019\u00e0 un fil. Les oiseaux avaient pioch\u00e9 largement, elle n\u2019allait pas tarder \u00e0 choir. D\u00e8s le prochain coup de bec c\u2019\u00e9tait pour la g\u00e9line. Patiente, la pauvre perl\u00e9e grise&#8230; Bref, ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas l\u2019unanimit\u00e9 \u00e0 la basse-cour, heureusement qu\u2019il n\u2019y a pas de municipales pour g\u00e9rer le poulailler, on n\u2019en sortirait pas\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La nuit allait tomber, il restait des p\u00e2tes aux gambas de midi. Yvon adore, c\u2019\u00e9tait pour lui. <br>Et moi\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eh\nbien moi, je me suis pr\u00e9par\u00e9 une tarte aux tomates. Vous connaissez d\u00e9j\u00e0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J\u2019ai\njuste apport\u00e9 une variante. Voici sa composition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Une p\u00e2te feuillet\u00e9e tapiss\u00e9e de moutarde au miel (c\u2019est tout ce que j\u2019avais sous la main), des tomates du jardin, pel\u00e9es et tranch\u00e9es fines, de la nepeta, et beaucoup de Comt\u00e9 r\u00e2p\u00e9. Vingt \u00e0 vingt-cinq minutes \u00e0 four chaud maintenu autour de 220 \u00b0. \u00c7a va vite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En entendant mes \u00ab\u00a0Hum\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb prolong\u00e9s, Yvon a craqu\u00e9, il a lorgn\u00e9 sur le dernier quart, a fonc\u00e9 dessus et l\u2019a englouti avec des \u00ab\u00a0Hum\u00a0! Hum\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb de concurrence encore plus marqu\u00e9s, les yeux ferm\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/simonuhome.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/09\/img_9086.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14246\" \/><figcaption>Trop tard, je n&rsquo;y ai pas pens\u00e9 plus t\u00f4t, regardez cette texture\u2026 \u00c7a vous tente ? Tentez donc !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019\u00e9tait divin, je vous assure ! \u00a0Yvon \u00e9tait aux anges, Aratasca c\u2019est l\u2019entr\u00e9e du paradis, que dis-je, c\u2019est le paradis\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apr\u00e8s\n\u00e7a allez dire que la vie n\u2019est pas belle&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour elle nous oubliera, nous l\u00e2chera\u2026 Pour l\u2019heure c&rsquo;est carpe diem&nbsp;! <br>Tchin ! Tchin ! E saluta \u00e0 tutti !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce soir Yvon \u00e9tait aux anges et moi au paradis. Nous avons gland\u00e9 toute l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi au jardin \u00e0 t\u00e2ter quelques figues pour tester leur maturit\u00e9 et \u00e0 croquer quelques grains de raisins qui tardent \u00e0 murir\u2026 Et puis, j\u2019ai racont\u00e9 des vieilles histoires qui sont \u00e9ternellement neuves. Il suffit de savoir les raconter, les remettre<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/?p=14243\">Lire la suite de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Oh lala !\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cuisine"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paTogX-3HJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14243\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lecoursdelavie.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}